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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

pastel-cutie:

People are already getting excited about Halloween and by people I mean me

gingerthon:

Oh, get laid? Just get laid? Why don’t I strap on my sex helmet and squeeze down into a sex cannon and fire off into sex land, where sex grows on little sexies?!


(Source: darksilenceinsuburbia)

snorlaxatives:

legalize peruvian puff peppers

(Source: snorlaxatives)

muppetmolly:

*violently hums This Is Halloween*

i’m counting on a fargo win tonight. 


saatchiart:

Once the youngest nominee for the Turner Prize, Ian Davenport creates his “syringe art” by squirting glossy paint onto canvas and allowing gravity to determine the final composition.

(Source: saatchiart.com)